The United States has sued your country it seems. Not a surprise really as everything now will be done in the courts going forward. Be great if that idiot Abbott had to pay the Texas legal bill out of his own wallet. 

Not sure what happened to Capybara, maybe Mick is right and he was eaten. I think the last thing I read he was down in Costa Rica where he wandered out into the jungle and they lost track of him.

Seriously, though, Pat, did you have any thoughts on that wacky vigilante abortion thing or that Sean Moon is training future insurrectionists in your backyard? I know you would not sign up for the Rod of Iron cult but did Marc contact you about maybe meeting up when he comes down to join Moon's little camp?

We've been quite worried about you, Pat, being stuck there after the secession and your King Abbott trying to spread Covid like it was apple butter. 

Give us an update on how it is in Texastan these days.