well i was thinking something demonic or shape shifting alien-dragon type of information or next level conspiracy information on Jeffrey-whats-his-name who was taken out by The Man in a faked suicide, that has us all running like slack-jawed idiots for the exit sign a la war of the worlds. 

Is that too much to ask for in these days of placid hippie love that floats abundantly around the globe like lazy dandelion blossom? i think not

I tried to lead it in a certain direction via Frankie Boyle...i'm trying Reg...god help me I'm trying...but you're not going with my flow here...we need sinister with a capital C. only David can supply this.