Maine "Live Free Or Die"
Reg
location: back to the wilderness
listening to: static
registered: 1999.11.22
"BTW - will you tell your people to get the hell outta my state? Christ almighty!"
Come on Dale we love your state. Mosquitos the size of Cessna's, swarms of black flies that are more organized than our forces in Iraq, Martha Stewart and George Bush reside there, and all that outlet shopping. Hell, we'll never leave! Just remember Peter pretends to be a pacifist but he lives in New Hampshire so he's already heavily armed. The rumor is that it was some hunters from Maine that shot the face off the Old Man of the Mountain and those New Hampshire folks are now seeking revenge. They just can't get anyone in your damn state to give them directions to Bar Harbor. They figure if Maine has a national treasure it's probably Crotch Island. Ever been there?
Us Massholes are soakin' up sun down here,
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
Reg
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"BTW - will you tell your people to get the hell outta my state? Christ almighty!"
Come on Dale we love your state. Mosquitos the size of Cessna's, swarms of black flies that are more organized than our forces in Iraq, Martha Stewart and George Bush reside there, and all that outlet shopping. Hell, we'll never leave! Just remember Peter pretends to be a pacifist but he lives in New Hampshire so he's already heavily armed. The rumor is that it was some hunters from Maine that shot the face off the Old Man of the Mountain and those New Hampshire folks are now seeking revenge. They just can't get anyone in your damn state to give them directions to Bar Harbor. They figure if Maine has a national treasure it's probably Crotch Island. Ever been there?
Us Massholes are soakin' up sun down here,
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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