Well, I'm not going out all Chris McCandless. I will have a professional guide so I should survive to be a pain in the ass to everybody at the DBIS gathering.

I think it would be fun to do a group trip somewhere...maybe not a total out in the middle of nowhere wilderness adventure because then it might occur to one of us that we could permanently settle our disagreements by killing our fellow campers with no witnesses around and you know the bodies would never be found.

Maybe rent a big cabin and go whitewater rafting down some river...that way we'd probably only need to pay for the furniture we smashed over each others heads when we were...you know...trying to make a point about gun control or why Hillary isn't fit to manage a McDonald's never mind be president.

Here's a hot tip though...the gray seal population has basically been booming in recent years off the New England coast and this is the biggest year ever which means that Great White sharks also will be in abundance and be using our coastline as basically a giant buffet. So, the chance of shark attack by a Great White has drastically risen...they say there is likely to be about 60% more sharks feeding along our coast this season. This means if you want to get rid of somebody just invite them to go swimming off Cape Cod or the islands.