Imagine trying to clear one's head, escape from the depression brought on by the announcement that Goldman-Sachs nor any other "bankster" is going to be prosecuted for the greatest crime of the century, most of the victims of which still languish in, still suffer from, still despair....

You have to love British humor! These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly : "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"