Well, I give you credit for the attempt. Unlike you however, I unearthed the melodies, connected with the messages, and continue to be inspired, even at 50.

Consider:

"I'm So Bored With The USA" , ever more relevant;

"Complete Control" ,the preeminent middle finger raised against corporate control of artists;

"Hate & War" ("the only thing we are today, and if I close my eyes, it will not go away, you have to deal with it, it is the currency", enough said;

Career Opportunities ("...the ones that never knock", it was true in 1977 and it's not about to change for a good deal of humanity;

I won't bore you with my praise for London Calling, but do understand that as time has passed, The Clash's legacy and influence have continued to grow and inspire countless garage bands.

Here's one who caught the fire:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMAlLHLFlqw

Peter T.