Marc, you are today's winner - of a genuine bonus NO-PRIZE! enjoy.

here's a couple more for the ages:

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

well, of course!

and

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne

right.

and then there's this guy:

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

ouch!