If you thought enormous shape-shifting lizards were a problem, Just wait until you read about the tiny robots inhabiting your pants!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/07/18/popsci.nantech.pants/index.html
This article, along with countless other bits of research I have put together, PUTS TO REST all those arguments by the FOOLS who keep INSISTING that I WEAR PANTS!!!
Sincerely,
Herring405
