Being Baerwald
Reg
location: back to the wilderness
listening to: static
registered: 1999.11.22
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A lot of fun questions you get asked by the new folks that stop by...
"Hey, so are you bipolar?"
"So, no offense that I like, um, have brought a massive lawsuit against you but, um, like you wanna go out for a beer?"
I mean what's next?
"When you gonna pay me the 2 grand you owe me?"
"Hey, did you sleep with my wife?"
"Was that you that ran over my dog?"
"Did you rob my convenience store, scumbag?"
"Where is bin Laden you filthy son of a bitch?"
"Why were you standing in front of my house with a chainsaw at 2 o'clock in the morning?"
I'm just sayin'...
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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A lot of fun questions you get asked by the new folks that stop by...
"Hey, so are you bipolar?"
"So, no offense that I like, um, have brought a massive lawsuit against you but, um, like you wanna go out for a beer?"
I mean what's next?
"When you gonna pay me the 2 grand you owe me?"
"Hey, did you sleep with my wife?"
"Was that you that ran over my dog?"
"Did you rob my convenience store, scumbag?"
"Where is bin Laden you filthy son of a bitch?"
"Why were you standing in front of my house with a chainsaw at 2 o'clock in the morning?"
I'm just sayin'...
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
