Sorry Kent...just kidding...ha ha...I never heard of them Kent
have a good joke though
> On a tour of England, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit
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> > the North West coast.
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> > His 4x4 Pope-Mobile was driving along the golden sands when there
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> > was an enormous commotion.
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> > They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the
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> > Pope noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a Man
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> > Utd jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws
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> > of a 20 foot shark!
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> > At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Liverpool
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> > tops roared into view.
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> > Spontaneously, one of the men took aim at the shark and fired a
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> > harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly.
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> > The other two reached out and pulled the Man U fan from the water
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> > and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled
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> > the bleeding, semiconscious man into the speedboat along with the
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> > dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard
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> > frantic calling from the shore......
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> > It was the Pope, summoning them to the beach.
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> > Upon reaching land, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue
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> > and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I'd heard
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> > that you Scousers were racist, xenophobic people trying to divide
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> >the people of Britain but now I have seen with my own eyes this is
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> > not true". "I can see your society is a truly enlightened example
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> > of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations."
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> > He blessed them all and drove off. As he departed, the harpoonist
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> > asked the others, "Who was dat?!"
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> > "Dat," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He's in direct
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> > contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom like."
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> > "Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows absolutely fuck all about
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> > shark fishing, the tosser. How's the bait holding up or do we need
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> > to get another one?"
