Guns don’t kill people, girlfriends do…

Tabloid?  http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/664878

Factoid? http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gz0VQ-0XSa_oW3QYVqEpsAbOLNjQD99CV3KG0

…either that or SOMEBODY in the porn industry needs to perfect autoasphyxiation technique so those who CAN’T UNLESS can forego the next decade’s sexuffocation figures..

(if applicable, please --- somebody, Heather Graham maybe? --- teach these folks how to come ... & NOT go)