What was Common Sense
to an unlikely candidate for
the role of Johnny Carson?
A> Preachy Thomas Paine
B> Peachy ignominious reins
C> Cheeky Tyrannosaurus Rex
D> Meekly on time for services
E> (Cliché) All of the above
O know, she be diggin my Downey Woodpecker I be diggin ‘er Jiminy Cliff
& show there’s no getting like the getting is good, sistah, between the Thesis.
So U row and I row row row your boat; roe is o’plenty herein this sushi, Tia
Candor isn’t any less pontificated nearer to Deerey County Waterfalls, & Co.
Good-looking women have a commonality beyond that of their transportation.
Row row row your boat a little while because there’s still a little daylight, Tia
There is a tornado that has been known to recur on a plain between two cities.
We’re not gona be the guys who get Dog Beach shut down. Are we, Marley?
Planned on a drive-in night out but the pairs didn’t line up favorably,
So she asked me, Why don’t we rent DVDs and stay in?
Marley & Me (realism; kickin’ soundtrack)
Taken (as a good Liam Neeson vehicle)
are what she mentioned & ..we agreed
Like makin’ bacon, babee, no way!
Far too doable to call it sorrows.
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Why the d'Artagnan?
