I get what you're saying messy, I truly do.

However.

When I looked at that photograph, something came over me.

Now I must, yes MUST own the movie rights to that formation!

I don't want the actual formation--just the movie rights.

I also don't want to sell the movie rights for a profit, or to lend them out so that anybody else can make the movie. I just want to own the rights.

Those movie rights must, and shall, be mine!

I look forward to that blessed day when it comes up in a conversation, "have you ever seen the hand of god rock formation?" To which I will happily reply, "actually no, but I own the movie rights."

The thought of it makes me quiver.

Herring405