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news flash:  community alert, danger, danger!  clitoral B12 shots all the rage. B12 shot is

administered near the clitoris just at the foundation of orgasmic motion, sending the body

and mind into a ride of coital stimulation previously unheard of.  The downsides:  OUt of

body experiences, cyber-unconsciousness, and in some cases the need to be resuscitated

post climax ~•~ but so far all women have come-to feeling renewed, refreshed, in a wave

of perfect afterglow. & in some cases (where married to boneheaded, self-involved, inept

alpha-dog husbands who see them only as receptacles, house and laundry keepers, the ol’

ball-n-chain, the gift-wrapped box their penis comes in) its the first & best they’ve ever felt.

 

``just kidding, …this panelist does not endorse or know of this activity ever happening.``

 

~•~ it’s just all emerging on me last night & this morning; the past week, the suicide a few

weeks ago, the election, the hope (please don’t tell me you don’t have at least a sparkle of

hope…), the faith (faith in yourself, a friend, your girl/or boy, a faith in your regular bowel

movements, faith in your dribble, faith that your dog will be glad to see you when you get

home, faith that when you turn the key it’ll start-up, faith that if you get to sleep tonight

it’s the express route to your new day’s dawning, faith that your recipe for paprikash is

the shit that’ll wow’em come dinnertime, just some kind of faith in something vital), &,

for blessings sake, the wonder that maybe, just maybe, the fit has finally begun to hit the

oh-my shan for these makers of the morose mill tirade & the dire use of lives & livelihood. 

 

Really, the B12 blurb is just a release of spicy pent-up gasses not satisfied by a good fart.

 

Good Luck

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intellectually masturbatin while the radio was playin
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