Dear Reg,

It certainly does make Kravitz and expert on The Band, although he is trying to get up to speed on Levon Helm as Mr. Helm as all good Americans know originally hails from Arkansas and is of course ensconced in the Woodstock, NY area. To that end Kravitz is meeting with other singer/drummers. But really, does meeting Phil Collins teach us much of anything except divorce is expensive and that for a while, there will always be someone for each thing--in this case, his "music."

As I said in another post, I see trees outside my window at current, but that does make me an arborist. But I'm looking down and there's a person mowing the lawn outside of my office and today, I'm going with it--I am an expert in lawn care. Now, where are those hedge clippers? God, they look sharp. Which end is which? But I assure you, I will not blink. We mustn't blink.