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... since that September morning when my Secret Service detail left me sitting in Florida classroom because they knew I was in no danger. I, am a callous bastard, and this won't be as much fun if you don't know me and my pals are fucking, and hard(famous sideways snarl). So that you know we're bending you over, without contradiction(D'oh, dick!) Dick, Fart Blossom and the rest of the gang were thumbing our nose at you, the great herd of stupid Americans who didn't understand I should have been whisked away to safety immediately.

(continuing in perfect clarity, no stumbling) Or that the totality of the aerial events of 11 Sept 2001 were impossible without internal USG intervention. Just ask Norman Mineta, he was with Dick in the ready room that morning(his 9/11 Commission testimony is on the net) or Air Force personnel or an air traffic controller(but out of ear shot and off the record-you don't want them to lose their income-which is also a perfect example of a conspiracy of silence in action). You might not have notice but we fired Norman's dumb ass the morning after his testimony became a mainstream story.

We know millions of you have awoken to the truth of that steel building do not burn down to dust in a couple hours time, or ever, but most of the population completely stupefied. We're not really surprised that you're dumber than a box of rocks because we're in charge of educating you. And of course, our people control most of what you hear and see.

Which is why today, we're going give our pals in the telecommunications industry immunity from prosecution because they have been helping us spy on the American people. Yes, we're listening in. If you can figure out how, you might want to disable your web cams and especially your microphones cause they're our eyes and ears too. In addition, this is bill is another step in the direction of making the internet useless for spreading any information we don't like.

So sit and spin, the ACLU ain't going to help you, we've been packing the courts for decades. With our kind of people.

One last thought, have you ever wondered why the Federal Government is "mandating" digital TV's in '09? I betcha you haven't Janet Jackson's nipple being a bigger attraction huh, hubba hubba! Ayup, eyes and ears too. Even when it's not turned on! just like On-Star or the latest cell phones.

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