An old one i know but all this talk of Preparation H has put me in a nostalgic mood....

At a morning Cabinet briefing at the White House, President Bush looked around and noticed that Dick Cheney was missing.

'Where's Vice-President Cheney?' asked the President.

'Mr. Cheney couldn't make it this morning because he is having trouble with his angina." replied an aide.

"Hmm. You can't fool me", said the President. "Men don't have anginas:.

The President became further confused when the aide assured him that Vice-President Cheney had 'acute angina".....