*** Damn Constitution! It's tying our soldiers' hands behind their back! Damn Bill of Rights! Who do these peasants think they are? ***

Hmmm, let's break this down shall we?

• I believe in the Second Amendment. They do not.
• I believe we need to eliminate illegal immigration. They do not.
• I believe Christmas should be celebrated by anyone, anywhere at anytime. They do not.
• I believe in supporting the Boy Scouts. They do not.
• I believe in National Security. They do not (unless it's for entering their own building.) http://www.stoptheaclu.com/archives/2005/11/06/nyclu-do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do/

• I do NOT believe enemy combatants, from other countries, captured during any battle deserve any legal or civil rights. They do.
• I do NOT believe the distribution of child pornography should be protected by the First Amendment. They do.
• I do NOT support NAMBLA. They do.
• I do not sympathize with terrorists or terrorism. They do. http://www.islamonline.net/English/News/2005-09/16/article02.shtml
• I do not believe Communism is a cause celebre. They do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aclu  (see History)

Your move, big boy.