Ed was shopping at the local supermarket and brought these items to the conveyor belt.
Bottled water,
A box of Raison Bran,
A loaf of bread,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A bag of frozen peas
As he was unloading his items for checkout, a drunk standing behind Ed watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
Ed was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since Ed was indeed single. Ed looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to Ed's marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of him, Ed said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
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Ed was shopping at the local supermarket and brought these items to the conveyor belt.
Bottled water,
A box of Raison Bran,
A loaf of bread,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A bag of frozen peas
As he was unloading his items for checkout, a drunk standing behind Ed watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
Ed was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since Ed was indeed single. Ed looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to Ed's marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of him, Ed said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Bottled water,
A box of Raison Bran,
A loaf of bread,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A bag of frozen peas
As he was unloading his items for checkout, a drunk standing behind Ed watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
Ed was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since Ed was indeed single. Ed looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to Ed's marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of him, Ed said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
