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Jackie Chan: 

 

I ask Steven Spielberg how he make dinosaur wok-wok-wok with man? 

He say, “Thas easy, I just…push button, push button, push button.” 

He ask me:  How I jump 20 feet from rooftop to rooftop? 

“Thas easy!  Run, run, run, jump, cut, go to hospitoe!” 
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intellectually masturbatin while the radio was playin
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