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if a thread runs long enough on here that it will eventually deteriorate into poop, fart, or dick jokes...

I wonder how long you'd have to chat with Tenzin 14 before he'd start telling dick jokes?

Two lamas walk into a bar and the bartender says I've always wondered what you wear under those robes...

Why can't the Dalai Lama vacuum under the sofa?

Because he has no attachments.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

The hot dog vendor said "that will be $2.50" and the Dalai Lama handed him a five.

And waited.

The Dalai Lama said "Hey where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor said "change must come from within"
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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