Listen MJG it's not a laughing matter, just one example of what happens when people dump their unwanted Viagra into the water supply:

Now, I've started a program in my community to help people get rid of their unwanted prescription drugs and it's been very beneficial...in fact I no longer require sleep so I can make pick-ups now 24 hours a day...sometimes when I sit in a dark room multi-colored globes of light begin to dance before my eyes and I seem to have this permanent tingling sensation and once and a while I lose my train of thought but I just jump on the next one so it's not a problem because there's always a train that comes through the station and I never miss a pick-up and I can help you get a program like this going in your community I just take 30% of the haul each week which I think is being pretty generous considering it was my idea and I'm only helping you protect your water supply and preventing these turtle home invasions that have become such a problem in areas that are not participating in my program...shhhhh...did you hear that...I'll be right back...