"dumb cocksucker"..."stupid goatfucker"
…& a partridge…in a pear…tree……..
for the people: …anything short of the exact same sort of medical program that the gov
enjoys is complete bullshit. Anyone standing at the dais and saying anything…ANY-
THING else…is full of shit and needs to be run off on an ol’timey rail with the Coen
Bros directing it. & no amount of bean-counter rhetoric is going to prove otherwise.
But it’s a not goin to happen soon. Not unless Superman lands on the Senate and says, “I
squash your heads…unless you start to make at least a little sense ye rancid ol’ bastids!”
& everybody knowz Superman is dead…and God is away on bidness; & not the bidness of
stirring sticks…which would be perfectly timed anytime now. Anytime now………
So it’s up to the able songwriter and his trusty sidekick, Fender, to save the day…by
giving us something to drink and……..slow-dance to. I was going to say fuck, but I
figured that’d be in poor taste.
