Well, yeah those ads do sound a little stuffy and "old-fashioned", and the photography is a tad melodramatic,  but we need to face the facts Cassandra.  Does it work or doesn't it???   I mean, surely if the doctor recommended it, it must have been for a good reason.  Otherwise that would be uh...false advertising, wouldn't it? 

 Jeez...hmmmm (scratches chin) Lysol....isn't that the stuff I use to clean my bathroom????!!!