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Reg

The Official Baerwald Board Porn Dictionary

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A

Accident prone: In personal ads, usually means pissing and/or shitting while still clothed.

Acomoclitic: preference for hairless genitals

Acousticophilia: arousal from sounds

Adult babies: preference for dressing up in infants' clothing, including diapers, and being treated as such.

Adultery: having sex outside a marriage

Agoraphilia: arousal from open spaces or having sex in public

Altocalciphilia: high heel fetish

Amaurophilia: preference for a blind or blindfolded sex partner

Ambisexual: bi-sexual

Amomaxia: sex in a parked car

Amychesis: act of scratching partner during sexual passion

Anilingus: rimming or penetration of anus with tongue

Animal training: AT. Games in which one or more partners, usually the bottom, takes on the role of an animal, usually a dog, and wears a collar & leash.

Androgyny: having both male & female characteristics

Androminetophilia: arousal from female partner who dresses like male

Androsodomy: anal sex with a male partner

Anomeatia: anal sex with a female partner

Anophilemia: kissing anus

Aphrodisiacs: drugs stimulating a sexual response

Arsometry: anal sex

Ass to mouth: penis or other object taken from ass and inserted in mouth

Autofellatio: ability of male to put his penis in his own mouth.

Autopederasty: person inserting their own penis into their anus

B

Balls: male testes

Barosmia: arousal from smell

Bath house: commercial baths, some of which allow sex on premises

BDSM: Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism

Bear: in gay community, usually a large, bearded, beefy man, with substantial body hair.

Beaver: female genitalia

Bestiality: zoophilia; sex with animals

Bi-Sexuality: people with sexual attraction for both sexes

Bigynist: sex between one male and two females

Bivirist: sex between one female and two males

Blow job: fellatio

Blueballs:.having an erection for a long time without ejaculating; causing a paiful feeling.

Bondage: physical or mental restriction of partner

Boner: erection

Bordellos: houses of prostitution

Bottom: passive partner during sex, or masochist, slave, submissive

Bouginonia: female masturbation from the use of dildos or objects that stretch open the vagina

Brachioprotic eroticism: a deep form of fisting where the arm enters the anus

Bradycubia: slow movement during penetration

Buggery: anal sex

Bukkake: In porn movies, where many men ejaculate on the face of an actress

Bunghole: anal opening

Butch: masculine appearance and behaviors.Often used to describe gay men and women.

Butt plugs: anal inserts, usually made of rubber, with flared base to stay put.

C

Cameltoes: the outline of a female's pussy crack, as seen through thin or clingy fabric

Candaulism: spouse who watches partner having sex with other

Caning: whipping with a switch or cane to discipline partner

Castration: removal of the scrotum, testicles, or penis

Cat Fighting: women fighting without rules and often tearing of clothing and hair pulling.

Catatasis: stretching of the penis

Celibacy: abstinence from sex

Chastity: sexual abstinence

Chastity Belts: leather or metal belts used to prevent genital penetration

Chezolagnia: masturbating while defecating

Chrematistophilia: person aroused by having sex partner steal from them

Chubby Chasers: people who are aroused by obesity in partner

Circumcision: the removal of foreskin on genitals

Clamps: metal, plastic, or wood fasteners used on nipples or genitals

Clitoris: the female sexual organ located at the top front of the vulva that, when stimulated, becomes hard and can produce an orgasm

Cock Rings: rings placed around the base of the male genitals to maintain erections.

Cock Sock: device used on penis as barrier, in mainstream.

Cocktails: drinking of body secretions from a glass

Coitus: sexual penetration.

Condoms: latex or animal intestine used to guard against contact with partner's genitals

Computer sex: the use of computers for sex games, communication, and erotic photography

Coprolalia: arousal from using obscene language or writing

Coprophagy: the consumption of feces

Coprophilia: arousal from playing with feces, a.k.a. scat

Coprography: writing obscene words or phrases, usually in public toilets

Cream pie: in porn, close-up of cum dripping out of vagina.

Cross dressing: a person who enjoys wearing the apparel of the opposite sex

Crurofact: leg fetish

Cub: term used for a young and submissive man who seeks the company of bears.

Cum: v. to orgasm n.substance one dispels during orgasm; jizz, spunk, splooge

Cunnilingus: oral sex on a woman

Cunt: harsh term used to refer to the vagina.

Cynophilia: arousal from sex with dogs

D

Defilement: arousal from partner or self becoming dirty or wet Dental dam: a safe sex barrier, a flat sheet of of latex, used when performing cunnilingus or anilingus.. Dermagraphism: marks left on the skin of a partner by biting, scratching or sucking Dermaphilia: doraphilia; sexual stimulus from skin Deviance: paraphilia; practice that deviates from the majority of society Dildonics: specially wired sextoys for remote-controlled computer internet games Dildos device, usually made of rubber or plastic resembling penis, used for genital penetration Discipline: punishment and control of a partner in sex play Doggie style: intercourse where the man enters the woman's vagina from her back side. Dogging: couples who engage in sex in their car while others watch from outside Dominance/Submission: power exchange between partners Dominatrix: a dominant person in a bondage or S&M relationship, usually female. Dong: same as dildo Double Anal: DA, two dicks in one ass at the same time. Double Penetration :DP, act involving female with penis in each oriface simultaneously. Double Vaginal: DV, two penises in one vagina simultaneously Douches: rinsing out the anus or vagina with liquids Drag queens: men who dress in female attire Dyke: lesbian, usually one who exibits male characteristics

E

Ejaculation:when a man expels semen from the penis during an orgasm Emetophilia: Roman shower; arousal from vomit Enema: the insertion and expulsion of fluids into the anus Eproctophilia: arousal from flatulence Erectile dysfunction: ED. the inability to get or sustain an erection Erotica: sexual literature and photos Exhibitionism: exposing body to inappropriate and nonconsenting people for arousal

F

Facial: when a man ejaculates on someone's face, usually a female Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus with a straw. Fellatio: oral sex on a male Female impersonators: men who dress in women's clothing, often for pay Femme: traditional feminine appearance, attributes and behavior, opposite of butch Fetishes:The best known object fetishes are for items of clothing, especially those made out of particular materials like fur, leather and rubber, and boots and shoes. Fisting: FF: inserting a fist or hand into the vagina or anus Flagellation: striking a person with an object Fluffer: person responsible for getting talent aroused on a porn set. Foot fetish: podophilia Foot job: rubbing feet on the penis, usually until orgasm. Frottage: rubbing body against partner or object for arousal

G

Gang Bangs: sex with a series of waiting partners Gay: person who prefers same sex lover Glory holes: a hole in a partition that allows a person on the other side to have their penis sucked anonymously. Golden enemas and Douches: urine deposited into anus or vagina Golden showers: GS: urinating onto a partner's body Gonads: testicles Gonzo: founder of gonzo is John "Buttman" Stagliano. His wife Tricia Devereaux was kind enough to give us THE definition: "Gonzo can take on several different forms. It can vary from the cameraman (in adult, very often the director) interviewing the actors, or participating in the scene with dialogue and/or sex. It can also mean that the actors are simply acknowledging the fact that there is a camera shooting what they are doing. So, although in adult gonzo, the cameraman is usually somehow visible or audible, simply the actors playing to the camera constitutes a gonzo scene." G-spot: an area in the upper wall of the vagina, especially pleasurable when stimulated. Granny porn: movies depicting older women having sex. Group Sex: sex with more than one partner or in close proximity of others Groupies: erotomania; people who are devoted to or who follow celebrities Gynonudomanic: compulsion to rip clothes off others

H

Half-and-half: when a prostitute performs fellatio and sexual intercourse in a single sex session. Hanky Codes: color codes to identify sexual preferences within leather, or BDSM community. Black: Paingames, Whipping/ Dark Blue: Fucking/ Brown: Shit/ Grey: Bondage/ Red: Fisting/ White: Wanking/ Yellow: Piss Which pocket is also important ie: left = top, right = bottom Hedonism: act of indulging in pleasure Hermaphrodite: person who has both part female and male genitalia Heterophilia: arousal from members of the opposite sex Homewrecker: person partly responsible for the breakup of a couple due to dating one of the partners. Homophobia: fear of same gender sex partner Homosexuality: arousal by partners of the same sex Hummer: fellatio Hunk: muscular, macho type of man Hustler: a prostitute, especially a male.

I

Impotence: the inability to achieve an erection, see ED Incest: sex with close family member Inflatable dolls: plastic dolls that are designed for genital or oral penetration. Incubus: a spirit who was thought to lie on top of women and have sex while they slept

J

Jack off: to masturbate, jerk-off, usually men. K

Kegel exercises: exercise of the pelvic muscles that control urine flow. Klismaphilia: arousal from enemas

L

Lactaphilia: arousal from lactating breasts Lap dancing: squatting above a sitting person and rubbing against them to create arousal without touching genitals Latex: rubber items of clothing worn by people with this fetish Lesbian: woman who prefers female lover Lipstick lesbian: a lesbian who displays "traditional" feminine dress & behavior. Lubricant: slippery substance used to make sex more comfortable and pleasurable

M

Masochism: ability to transfer emotions caused by pain to erotic feelings. Massage Parlors: a business establishment that specializes in sex for pay. Masturbation: self manipulation of genitals. Menage a trois: a couple having sex with a third party, or 3-way. Misogynist: a man who hates women Missionary position: "traditional" sexual position , where the woman lies on her back with her legs spread and the man mounts her with his arms supporting his weight. Mistress: a dominant woman in a BDSM relationship, dominatrix. Money shot: cum shot in a porn film when the man ejaculates, usually onto the partner's body or face. Multiple orgasm: more than one orgasm in a single sex session, especially in rapid succession Mysophilia: arousal from soiled clothing or foul odors.

N

Nasolingus: arousal from sucking nose of partner Necrophilia: sex with corpses Nocturnal emission: when a man has an erotic dream and ejaculates in his sleep. A wet dream. Nooner: a sexual encounter during the lunchtime hour Nymphomania: uncontrollable desire of woman for sex.

O

Ondinisme: arousal from urine Ophidiophilia: arousal from snakes Oral sex: contact between the mouth and genitals; use of the mouth in sex play Orgasms: climax of sexual excitement, throbbing release. Orgies: group sex, usually involving 3 or more couples.

P

Pederasty: anal sex Penis pump: cylinder put over the penis & pumped with air, creating a vacuum and expanding penis. Perversion: sexual acts that differ from the majority Pheromones: natural chemicals or hormones, said to induce sexual response Phone Sex: verbal sex between partners on a phone, often with each masturbating. Piercing: inserting needles into skin for arousal Pimps: procurer for sexual partners that pay. Piss: fascination with urine is fairly common, and is sometimes referred to as golden showers (GS), water sports (WS) Someone who likes drinking piss might describe themselves as thirsty Piston shot: used in porn industry to describe close-up of penis pounding pussy. Pocket pal: a sex toy shaped to resemble a vagina. Podophilia: arousal from feet Pompoir: vaginal muscle control that masturbates penis. Poppers: slang term for various substances known as nitrites, whose vapors, when inhaled, cause rapid but temporary enlargement of the blood vessels, and 'head rush'. Pornography: depictions of sex that are considered unacceptable by one's society. Pre-cum: small amount of clear fluid sometimes emitted by the penis during sexual arousal/stimulation but before orgasm. Premature ejaculation: too quickly acheived orgasm Priapism: medical condition characterized by a painful erection that won't go down. Pudendum, pudenda: a woman's external genitals Pussy: female genitalia

Q

Queef: to fart with the vagina, pussy farts Queening: when woman sits on a person's face and forces her cunt into their mouth and nose Queer: gay or lesbian

R

Raw: sex without a condom, bareback Renifleur: person aroused by smell of urine or by sniffing underwear Retifism: the fetish for boots or shoes, is fairly common and is clearly linked to domination and power. May be linked to other clothing fetishes. Reverse Cowgirl: sexual position where female sits on male's lap, with back to him. Rimming: licking of anus with tongue Ringing: insertion of permanent jewelry into a body piercing Roman Showers: vomiting on partner, usually after drinking urine.

S

Sacofricosis: cutting a hole in pant pocket to facilitate masturbation in public. Sadism: empowerment and arousal derived from injuring others Scat: arousal from using feces in sex play Scrotum: male testes She-male: male who dresses and/or has hormone treatments to appear female, but still has dick. Showers: depositing body fluids onto a partner's body Sixty-nine (69): oral sex performed by two people on each other simultaneously. Skank: though personal tastes vary, it is generally agreed that a female who has multiple tattoos and/or piercings, heavy makeup, fake tits, a hardened look, etc. can constitute a skank. Her body of work can also be a factor. Smegma: secretions from gland under foreskin of penis or clitoris Sniffer's row: the row of seats nearest the stage in a strip club Snowball: after a man ejaculates in someone's mouth, passing the semen back and forth between partners Sodomy: oral or anal intercourse involving penetration with male, female, or animal Spanking: using hand to slap partner's buttocks for sensory enhancement and arousal Spanking the monkey: male masturbation. Splooge: semen Strap-on: belted harness with artificial penis or dildo attached. Stunt dick: male hired on porn shoot strictly for dick work or the money shot. Succubus: a female spirit who was thought to lie under men, have sex with them while they slept Submission: surrender to and trust of a partner. Suitcase Pimp: popularized by Quasarman, term used to describe the unemployable, parasitic husbands or boyfriends of female porn stars. Swinging: group sex or wife swapping Swing: a sling-like object that allows a person to be suspended and move back and forth Sybian: a vibrating dildo that sits on top of an object that resembles a saddle

T

Tea room: a public toilet where gay men often have sex. Top: term for active partner who usually does the fucking during sex. Opposite of 'bottom'. Transgender: one who lives as the opposite sex, not necessarily having undergone surgery and/or hormone treatments to make oneself appear like the opposite sex. Transsexual: person who has undergone process of physically changing sexes Transvestite: person who is aroused by crossdressing Twink: youngish, smooth bodied male, preferred by 'hunks' in gay community. Tyler: the act of placing one's foot into another's anus, named for porn mistress Tina Tyler.

U

Uncut: uncircumcised Upskirt: picture or video taken surreptitiously, that shows the view up the skirt of a woman.

V

Vanilla: non-kinky, "traditional" sex, usually between men and women Vibrators: sex toys or tools that vibrate and are used to stimulate genitals. Vominatrix: a dominatrix who specializes in making her clients vomit. Voyeurism: arousal by watching others without their consent Vulva: the external part of a woman's genitals, including the labia and clitoris.

W

Wanking: male masturbation, originating in UK. Water sports: WS: the use of urine or enema in sexplay. Wood: an erect penis

Y

Yearming: sucking semen out of an oriface thru a straw, see also 'felching'