Is the post a riddle?

Is it meant only for Pat?

Does adding "With a name like Smuckers it's gotta be great jam!" help reveal its meaning?

Which character in the story had jam on his face?

What exactly does the jam represent?

If I told you to imagine the narrator from the Kubrick film "Barry Lyndon" reading that would that help? (His name was Michael Hordern by the way.)

If I told you Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D (the nowhere man) wrote it for Michael Hordern to read would that help?

Is it just way to fucking David Lynch for its own good? (I just watched "Inland Empire" last night.)

If I told you that was a special post for the cryptologists on the board would that help? (Ed & Messybear are cryptologists and Pat is a political craptologist)

Or does this make the most sense: "Ah, erase that and just start over, Reg, with something less opaque."

I heard a thud...