"...So what did I miss??..."

Well, not much.

David announced the David & David reunion tour starting in Vancouver BC in October. Small club dates with Levon Helm on drums, Jack Casady on bass, and Oscar Peterson on keys. Sting, Bono, and Bruce Springsteen will appear for guest vocals, and there will be a special 45 minute jam on 'Dance' featuring Jack Bruce, Ornette Coleman, and Eddie Van Halen. David also announced his conversion to Mormonism and introduced his three new wives: Mesach, Shadrach, and Abednego.

Reg was finally arrested by Homeland Security and is posting from his new home in Guantanamo.

Pat decided to become a Mexican citizen but then changed his mind and is now trying desperately to sneak back across the border....

Mick was elected to political office but the vote was overturned when toxicology reports showed that the entire town was legally drunk on election eve.

Ed had a pacemaker installed to replace his heart, joined the Republican party and doesn't care about any of the above unless there's a buck to be made...

Welcome back Kyle!