(Shaking fist at the sky) Damn you book-readin elitists! Why don't you make yourself useful and go shoot somebody? Damn book-larnin! Was the ruination of my gal Jenny. Why, she read her some books and up and decided she warn't gone let me keep her chained up all day no more. Whupped me solid with a frier, took the keys and my thresher. Damn book larnin!