Gonzales Up Today
http://www.c-span.org/I'd say he's up at bat, but I think it'd probably be more accurate to say that he's up to be batted. I
think it's going to be like that scene in "Airplane", when everybody lines up to take a swing at the
hysterical passenger. Look for the nun with the brass knuckles to do the worst damage. Or the Indian
with the pipe wrench. Either way, tune in for the vast number of ways that Gonzales has learned to
sweat under the spotlights. Keep a pencil handy and count how many times he says he doesn't
remember something. Make a drinking game of it. Everytime he says "Senator, I don't recall", drink a
shot of tequila. You'll be hammered in 15 minutes. You'll be calling ex-girlfriends in 30, and you'll
enter a deep blackout by 45. If you're still playing at an hour into his testimony, call 911. You''re
about to die of alcohol poisoning.
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Baerwald
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http://www.c-span.org/I'd say he's up at bat, but I think it'd probably be more accurate to say that he's up to be batted. I
think it's going to be like that scene in "Airplane", when everybody lines up to take a swing at the
hysterical passenger. Look for the nun with the brass knuckles to do the worst damage. Or the Indian
with the pipe wrench. Either way, tune in for the vast number of ways that Gonzales has learned to
sweat under the spotlights. Keep a pencil handy and count how many times he says he doesn't
remember something. Make a drinking game of it. Everytime he says "Senator, I don't recall", drink a
shot of tequila. You'll be hammered in 15 minutes. You'll be calling ex-girlfriends in 30, and you'll
enter a deep blackout by 45. If you're still playing at an hour into his testimony, call 911. You''re
about to die of alcohol poisoning.
