Re: But it does remind me of an old joke
big@l
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(insert whatever State you want..I first heard it in reference to NSW v QLD)A Texan and a Californian were walking along a beach when they came across a lamp, so they picked
it up, rubbed it and out popped the preverbal Genie.Texan..hey you grant wishes?
Genie..yep, one each.
Texan..I want a wall 100ft high, and 50ft thick all around Texas to keep out all those foreigners.
His wish was granted.
Californian..does that wall go all around Texas?
Genie..sure does!
Californian...My wish...Fill it with water.
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a happy wife is a happy life.
a happy wife is a happy life.
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(insert whatever State you want..I first heard it in reference to NSW v QLD)A Texan and a Californian were walking along a beach when they came across a lamp, so they picked
it up, rubbed it and out popped the preverbal Genie.Texan..hey you grant wishes?
Genie..yep, one each.
Texan..I want a wall 100ft high, and 50ft thick all around Texas to keep out all those foreigners.
His wish was granted.
Californian..does that wall go all around Texas?
Genie..sure does!
Californian...My wish...Fill it with water.
–--
a happy wife is a happy life.
a happy wife is a happy life.
