Someone at work started talking about Britney and noted that he couldn't seem to get away from news about her.

He didn't realize that him bothering to talk about her was the reason she's all over the news.

Ignore these tramps and they'll go away.  Britney, Paris, Jessica, Fergie, Lindsey, Anna Nicole, whoever.  These days all it takes to be famous is blond hair, a decent rack, and the willingness to degrade oneself in public.  In two or three years it will be a whole new set of 'hos.  Two or three years after that it will be girls my daughter's age.  And I'm scared as hell.

Dying also seems to make a lot of people forget how trashy the life actually was, since now the press makes it out that ANS was the second coming of Marilyn Monroe, when she's actually just a skanky stripper with no discernable talent who avoided a WalMart lifestyle by suckering a dying horn-toad and taking her clothes off for Playboy (that's not a talent, by the way, tho some do it better than others).