(I know some of you will recognize this...)

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit

three ring circus sideshow of freaks

here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time.

Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

(Lyrics by Rev M.J. Keenan)