So Bill O'Reilly is your "culture warrior", the guy you are throwin' in with...right? He's put it all together in your eyes...right? He's a "traditionalist" that you admire and wish to be like...right? This fella who likes to go around braggin' about his collection of dildos and vibrators...he really represents your values? So I'd imagine just like Bill you've gone out and put together a sizable collection of adult toys...because you want to be traditional just like Bill. I bet you talk to all the women you work with about the dildos you've got at home and you explain how you use your vibrator on yourself and how you'd use it on them...because like Mr. O'Reilly you're fighting a "culture war" with folks that frown on you and Bill being able to use your dildos on whoever you choose.

You know I was in New York at one point and ran into someone that worked with Mr. O'Reilly, this is second hand info because I've never met him but I was told he's a real weird creep. Based on his public history and his own words (he admitted he settled the sexual harassment suit against him because he was guilty)...well...I'd say the person who told me that was telling the truth. I would not put money in the pocket of a guy like Mr. O'Reilly...seems you'd only be helpin' him enlarge his sex toy collection...which in his own words is already enormous.

I bet in your version of heaven though, Bill gets in but ol' Greenie gets shut out.

Do you think there are dildos in heaven?