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Joe,

Check this out, bro.

I always thought I was too smart to fall for this sort of thing, but......
 
Here's a "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
 
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 22 or 23-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with sporty breasts nearly falling out of their skimpy Tee-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
 
 When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 6th, 8th, 10th, 12th,  and 14th,  twice on the 16th and 17th, and three times just yesterday.
 
I would have been victimized twice more today but they weren't there for the first time in a week.

Later,

Mike

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