I just returned from a couple weeks on the road (trips to Florida, Costa Rica, Missouri and Louisiana) and was quite happy to see that things remain as whacky as ever in the Land of Cheese and Cannibals.

Check out this story: http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97619

Or perhaps this one: http://www.stevenspointjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060907/SPJ0101/609070506/1983

The Islamic fundamentalists have nothing on these characters.