Okay, it's not the most thrilling story--people are dumping pet fish into our rivers and streams--but Fox News can pump life into anything!  Here is the best paragraph from today's Fox News.  Read it aloud in the voice of Stephen Colbert for the best effect:

"More and more pet fish are being released into the nation's streams and lakes, officials say, and that has experts just as concerned as if they had actually discovered the school of Amazonian flesh-eating monsters that devoured scantily clad women in the 1978 horror film "Piranha.""

Wow--now that's journalism!!!

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