President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? "Bush says, "We're planning WW III. We are going to kill 24 million Iraqis & one beautiful blonde with big boobs."
The guy says, "A beautiful blonde with big boobs! Why kill a beautiful blonde with big boobs?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder, laughs & says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about 24 million Iraqis! LET'S ROLL!"
