Bush is devolving before our eyes. What a fricking embarassment - that boy is a P-I-G pig!

Maybe we need to get Barbara the orangatun back on the case. Chew with your mouth closed. Elbows off the table. Swallow before speaking. And quit cussing - you aren't Cheney for chrissakes!

If this doesn't right itself in short order, I suggest we paint the presidentail limo a General Lee shade of orange.