Dan left the Shire yesterday and is wandering around London as we speak. To be able to hang out in the flesh with a fellow member

you are indeed quite a member..

was great and an added bonus that it was Dan seeing as how this was all his idea. We joked on the way up to London that I'm no different in the flesh

weird obsession with flesh developing here...

to the guy with the outrageously jaw-droppping comments I present hereabouts.

please direct me to these comments, i seem to have missed them entirely.

I hope Dan puts up some photos especially of Stonehenge in the fucking rain on Monday - or opens up about how freaked he was in Glastonbury when I spontaneously started playing a humongous Tibetan medicien bowl in a shop...he was ready to get back on a plane there and then.

understandable, if your playing is of like quality as your philosophy.

However the seeds of karma are now sown - eventually the board will evolve and embrace me in all my messianic splendour.

i'd prefer to just fast forward to the crucifixion part instead.

Remember that sticker Dan - 'It's your hell. You burn in it'.  

no, Micko, as long as you're here, it's our Hell, and your contributions are like a red-hot trident poking giant holes in our communal serenity. but at least it spares the wife'n'kids for a bit, i suppose.

okay, that's enough vitriol for now. but more tomorrow, fear not!