No lie - what the hell do San Jose residents have to be proud of? Not only do they have a chimp for a president, they have a rapist steroid abuser as governor. Their only glimmer of hope is that after the "big one" they could well have beach front property.

The Oilers have a former Badger on the team - rookie Brad Winchester. The guy really is a hero - he actually punched a Madison cop while a student! On, Wisconsin!!!