What's with these gov't guys who use nicknames and are under indictment, or about to be indicted? Randy "Duke" Cunningham", Kyle "Dusty" Foggo and my personal favorite I.Lewis "Scooter" Libby which reminds me of another felon G. Gordon Liddy.

 I wonder if John Mitchell, H.R. Haldeman, Colson, Erlichman, Hunt et al. had cool nicknames too? Most of the people I know that insist on using nicknames are complete assholes that seem to believe that using their nicknames keeps their "frat boy" days alive in their minds just that much longer, you know the type.