oh, we're gonna eat heaping platters of shit - Krav is right. we'll be better prepared than ever before but that won't mean much. i'll probably be on a boat in the bay. my car will be crushed flat in the Pier 39 parking garage and then i'll be working non-stop for weeks doing the Oakland ferry deckhand thing.

(sniffs glue, then continues)

although FEMA will save us and make everything all right in just a few short days.