Re: well here's a joke to cheer you up then Micko
big@l
location: same address since 81'
listening to: as my wife calls it "weird shit"
registered: 2004.05.21
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
–--
a happy wife is a happy life.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
–--
a happy wife is a happy life.
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