This was sent to me by a gay friend so let's not get all pc about it:

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE . Beans . Bacon . Coffee . Whiskey

WEEK TWO . Beans . Ham . Coffee . Whiskey

WEEK THREE . Beans al fresca . Thin-sliced Bacon . Hazelnut Coffee . Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin

WEEK FOUR . Beans en salade . Pancetta . Coffee (espresso grind) . 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay

WEEK FIVE . Fresh Fava beans . Jasmine rice . Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced . Medallions of veal . Porcini mushrooms . 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream . 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)

WEEK SIX . Yukon Gold potatoes . Heavy whipping cream . Asparagus (very thin) . Organic Eggs . Spanish Lemons . Gruyere cheese (well aged) . Crushed Walnuts . Arborio Rice for Risotto . Arugula . Clarified Butter . Extra Virgin Olive oil . Pure Balsamic vinegar . 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve