HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. All of a sudden the ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How can I serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I don't know about that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."