Well as the Maitreya (or Maitman if you like) I'd get everybody to believe in reincarnation, that everything you do is cause and effect and that you cannot escape the consequences of your actions from lifetime to lifetime. It would mean copious amounts of psychedelics imbibed in the presence of great masters like Brad. I'd get everybody to work in 'soft time' and explore their fear of death. Their fear of change, discuss impermanence, I'd encourage everyone to meditate and visualise me as the source of bliss and ecstasy. And I'd be the first guru not to sleep with his disciples...sounds like a job interview. I'd also get them to play with children...