1.) I reckon Mick's got a wee twig up his arse, that's all! We'll just have to wait for some hot french babe to come around and pull it out!
hope you have plenty of supplies; that's the very definition of 'a long wait'.
2.) My first husband used to say he had a brain the size of a planet, while mine was the size of a pea...but then who was smart enough to leave whom, and who didn't see it coming? Aah - revenge is sweet...
good on ya, Kathryn, sounds quite sugary indeed. my wife left me a few years back, then - pathologically ring-crazy - has since burned through 2 or 3 poor blokes who weren't quickly ready to marry, leaving me feeling a bit on the vindicated side indeed. garcon, keep the sucrose comin'!
3.) You just seemed a bit testy lately, It's Reg, he's getting to me comparing me to Brad
you should be so lucky to measure up to my greatness, but having to run around barefoot 'cause no stores stock shoes in your size and having to trim your stompers with hedge clippers can leave anyone feeling inferior. don't worry, i still have love for you, mixed in somewhere amongst all the deep, deep pity.
4.) You should have told him, which planet....Ur anus? Which pea? Su-pea rior? (a little liberty with spelling here..)
Laugh for the day...I hope.
Eugene, your efforts are always...appreciated.
:)
5.) Mick is picking on us poor Aussies cause his mate Brad is on holidays
yes, i was, but as you can see, i'm back, maybe even with a vengeance. took the Portuguese supermodel on a 10-day camporama through Utah and Arizona, which along with the Sierra has my vote for America's most beautiful places. Zion, Bryce, Grand Canyon, Monument Valley, Arches, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef, Grand Staircase, Yosemite...a serious national park-fest. weather was hotter than a whore on nickel night, but the balmy evenings were to die for. didn't spot the amazing California condors that have been released in the area, but did see plenty of lizards, snakes, pronghorn antelope, and Mormons...barbecued nearly every night; turkey/chicken sausage with jalapeno & cilantro, lean pork chops with Stubbs excellent pork marinade, buttered and salted spaghetti squash, pasilla peppers stuffed with sharp cheddar, sirloin tip, corn on the cob, etc etc. camped out in the middle of nowhere, fired up the remote controlled boombox with speakers split 30 feet with extension wire for maximum stereophonic effect, relaxed on lawn chairs, drank ice-cold Coronas with fresh lime wedges, imbibed date-rape drugs and turned on each other lovingly, the whole enchilada. the one sour note: forgot to bring AFM disc one, so we had to do without the bard belting out how 'it is a brilliant summer evening...'
other than that, fucking perfect! bring back the photo page and i'll post a stunner or two.
cheers,
~srb~
