So we trade music tips from our deck chairs. Cold, isnt it? My, what's that scraping sound? Well, at least the Band Is Still Playing. Fact is, I don't think we have any common ground.

To you, I'll always be, what, a woolly-headed liberal imbecile, a "useful idiot", while to me you'll always be a bullying apologist and champion for the darkest, ugliest, most hypocritical thugs that recent history has offered.

Well, you bozos asked for a culture war, and now you've got one. But, sadly, you don't have any culture to bring. So you want to borrow ours, while you bash our friends and our core beliefs.

Well, fuck you. Go listen to Toby Keith. Even Bush can't find any decent music by wrong-wingers, so he stuffs his Ipod with people who'd like to see him in jail or worse, somehow ignoring that uncomfortable fact as he pedals his way into the Seventh Ring of Hell.

And Pat, I don't see how a true Christian could do anything but embrace the great liberal values like Freedom, Justice, Honor, Respect for Life, For God's Precious Forests and Streams, For Innovation, for Hard Work, for Creativity, for Human Rights, for the True Patriotism of the Dissenter, for Prosperity, Balanced Budgets, and Living Within Our Means, and all the rest of the fine qualities that define your basic, God-loving liberal.

I don't see how a true Christian could embrace the agenda of the drug addicted, sex-obsessed, death-exploiting, corporate- pocketed, war-dead-hiding, troop-betraying, oil-addicted, bribe- encumbered, Saudi-coddling, heroin-lobbying, gun-fondling party of massive government spending, debt, and fiscal irresponsibility.

Just so we're clear on that.