I wouldn't say you were a ringer for Mr. gerbil-bait!

well, no one's that lucky.

really cute kids; blood tests clearly in order. also, ya look like some kind of deranged Messiah in that first shot, the kind who stares back at you in the mirror and helps you realize you've had enough pints for now (we have your type here in town; mostly shopping cart jockeys). couple more cheeseburgers and you'll be the Buddha.