I was beginning to wonder where the worldwide perception of Americans as triumphalist,

well, hobbits are easier to defeat then some movies would have us believe; just run at them with a Mach 3 and they'll scatter like the cockroaches they are.

over sexed,

sure beats the alternative, donnit? hmm, 'beats'...that's kind of sly and humorous...

over paid,

it's okay to be jealous. but to be nice, your next pair of size 16 puddlejumpers is on me.

speak through your nose,

and a big one i have, with lots of brilliant things to say through it, including...pick me!

narcissticians

hmmm...don't see this one in any of my dictionaries...ergo, you must be an idiot.

had stemmed from and then I saw that article...and then I remembered Brad...

i enjoy being unforgettable. i'll tell you what it's like someday, if i remember to.

but it was funny in that for a minute I couldn't see it for the spoof it was...ha ha stupid 'ol me

indeed.

Krav, i chuckled and all, but i still think you owe us Francophiles an apology for your hateful and divisive posting. a case of 1928 Chateau Briand should suffice. please send immediately.